Shark-Killer Sea's Chronicles of Legoland
Chapter 1: Who I am
Hello. I'm Shark-Killer Sea, as I'm sure you know. I'm about to give you stories of the way-out world of Legoland. Before we start, I would like to thank the people who made this show possible.
Our pleasure, Mr. Shark-Killer Sea!
Thank you. Folks, it is my pleasure to introduce to you Samuel Shemitz, director, and Tané Tachyon, producer. Now, not all of us have completely learned our scripts, so we may have to stop and start every so often. When we stop, I'll have to say "to be continued" until the player or players have remembered his/her/their script. And now ... close the curtains!
Chapter 2: Legoland through the ages
Hello again. This, you might say, is act one. Or if you call the talk before the latest curtain call an act, you can call this act two, but I call this act one. This, I'm not afraid to say, is merely me talking about different things at different times, in the vast stretches of the vast world named Legoland.
A long, long, long time back (some Lego people call this the beginning of time) there was a beautiful castle. Although there is a smaller replica of it now, the big beautiful pink and purple castle (the one I am talking about) is very important to me. For it was the home of the very first Defenders. Before the Defenders team in What if Firefighter was Bad?, before the Defenders team in Royal Knight Stories volume 4, before the Defenders team in "Defenders Adventures" (coming soon).
As a matter of fact, they were the only Defenders team that didn't have me in it. Strange, isn't it? There was the black knight with the pearl necklace, and if I'd been around at that time I would have thought she was pretty, just like the person who told me about her. The only other Defender I can remember on that team was Wallwalker, who could walk on walls.
A long, long time ago (this time, not the beginning of time), Legoland was very simple. Such as, one non-armored person could defeat an entire well-trained army (about ten or eleven knights). But now things are much more complicated, with wizards right and left, crazy people who live to do nothing but shoot, wacky far-out powers -- in other words, complicated. And in between there were some parts that were simple and some parts that were complicated. One of the complicated parts was the Destructors. The only thing they could be killed by was black lightning, and no one used it on them. In fact, they stayed alive until fate took them apart (we are Lego people, after all).
A pretty recent thing, although I'm not quite sure I can call it really recent, was the Age of Giants. A time with two Lego people that had stomachs about the size of an entire Lego person. Imagine how hard it would be for them to walk with only two legs. One of my current fellow defenders, Armstrong, has the same problem, so he has six legs (three pairs). If you would like to know more about his legs, they're arranged in the places of tricycle wheels -- two in back and one in front (the pairs, that is).
Another recent thing is the hero called "Beam." As a matter of fact, he was first made on September 24, 1997. As a matter of fact, he's so recent that there will be an act about him two more acts from now. Another old thing was the Dark Knights. Their ruler was their queen, namely, the Black Queen. They had a gray, black and purple castle, and they were mostly very dark colors. I'll give you a short talk about the Royal Knights. (You can hear more about them in Royal Knights volumes 1, 2, 3, 4 and other volumes yet to come.) Here's a preview, the second story of volume 2:
OK, back to the basics. Well, way back then (that story's pretty old) the Royal Knights had some partners: the Dragons. You hear about them in Royal Knight Stories volume 4 for one thing. Here's a story about the Dancing Dragons: Although most people get their initials, D.D., mixed up with the current Dragons -- the Dragon Defenders. So it's hard to tell whether the current Dragons are the Dancing Dragons, and the past ones are the Dragon Defenders, or the other way around. But I know it's the latter. Anyway, here's a story about them (the past ones -- the Dancing Dragons).
* to be continued *
Copyright © 1997 Samuel Dashiell Shemitz
Last updated 11/25/97
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